After last month's announcement that Big Brown’s stud rights sold for $50 million, the Hooters girls showed up this month to take photographs with the horse. Bad timing?
The eagles plan to experiment with Lito Sheppard at wide receiver. They’re also using Lorenzo Booker as the primary kick return man. Why did they draft Desean Jackson?
Jeff Garcia threatened to walk away from a team carrying more than 5 quarterbacks. Why? Does he not understand the definition of “leverage”?
There’s a lot of buzz around the NBA about rookie prospects with slightly exaggerated measurements. Ladies, if you’ve never met a man that didn’t exaggerate his measurements, then consider yourself one of the lucky ones.
Skip Bayless is a pud.
Do you ever wonder if Bill Belichick gets irritated when the paparazzi are filming him?
Arlen Specter wants to continue the spygate investigation, while I’m paying $4.35 for a gallon of gas. Maybe the Senator walks to the games.
3000 people lost their lives on September 11, 2001, and a nation mourned. 4000 people lose their lives in Iraq, and people tend not to care as much. Location and death attire will adjust the levels of mourning.
2009 NFL mock drafts are already circulating the Internet, and anyone giving your team the first pick, is telling you that all your offseason moves were worthless.
Notre Dame assistant coaches are already guaranteeing a better performance by the football team in 2008. To make good on that guarantee, wouldn’t the Irish only have to win 4 games?
Reggie Bush’s trial is pending, and Kim Kardashian has a big ass. Those are the constants of the universe.
After watching the weeklong footage of classic Lakers/Celtics match ups, did your shorts suddenly appear to be three sizes larger than when you first bought them?
Do you ever find yourself easily irritated by random babble?