I didn’t think it was possible, but the Oregon football team may reveal yet another uniform, which would top the other hundreds of horrible combinations in ugliness. It’s a foregone conclusion that Phil Knight’s Nike whores will wear anything, but eyeing this new proposal that damages the retina, also shows their poor fashion sense has no limits.
The black helmets are a definite, and coming soon to a stadium near you. As for the winged jersey, that looks like it could be worn by a superhero on the Disney Channel, that one remains a rumor, as reported by Jeff Kneis of Bleacher Report, and channeled from another source. I’m personally hoping nothing becomes of it, because the only thing worse than seeing a six-foot duck arrive via motorcycle to midfield of Autzen Stadium, is seeing Duckman emerge from the tunnel, with 80 other sidekicks dressed the same.
But the funny thing is, you put those same feathers on their cheerleaders, and I see group of sideline beauties I’d like to pluck.